Current Reign

The 26th Imperial Sovereign House of Perpetual Chaos and Dumpster Fire Delusions

Their Most Imperial Sovereign Majesty
The Overwhelmed, Under-Medicated, Snack Attacking Trash Panda
Emprex XXVI
Demanda

His Most Imperial Sovereign Majesty
The Bought and Paid For Ginger Beast Himself
Emperor XXVI
Kyle S. Hazlewood

Top Row: Marquesa, Lady Muse, Artemyst, Emery
Bottom Row: Kyle S Hazlewood, Demanda

Empress XXVI ½
Cake

Empress XXVI ½
Ida Slapter-Back

Empress XXV½
Tonia Lee Richards

Emperor XXVI ½
Quinten Sensual-Talia

Emperor XXVI ½
Tanner Steele

Emperor XXVI ½
Jamie Allwood

Upper House

Imperial Crown Prince 26 – Emery
Imperial Crown Princess 26 – Lady Muse
Imperial Crown Princess 26 – Marquesa
Imperial Grand Duchess 26 – Artemyst
Imperial Grand Duchess 26 – Lady Fortuna

Entertainer of the Year XXV
Artemyst

Lower House

Imperial Grandmother to Reign 26: Anita Lay

Imperial Grandparent to Reign 26: Yada Ya-Oughtta-Book-Ahead

King Father to Reign 26: Scott Seibert

Queen Mother to Reign 26: Sabrina H. Seville

Brother for Life to the Emprex: Doogie Trouser

Brother for Life to the Emperor: Colin Bae

Little Brother to the Emperor: Dusty Dash

Kimperial Wife to the Emperor for Life: Kim Possible

Imperial Wife to the Emperor for Life: Cake

Imperial Wife to the Emperor for Life: Satina Loren

Imperial Daughter to the Emperor: Alter

Imperial Son in law to the Emperor: Zachary David Foxx

Imperial Daughter to the Emperor: Tatiana Nicholiadna

High Trash Madame of the Glitter Fire: Satina Loren

Imperial Gemologist/ Keeper of the shiny bits: Kenya DeWitt

Keeper and Defender of the Faith: Lola Lamore

Imperial Matriarch of the Dusty Balls: Anita Stallion

Dumpster Diva Supreme: Jasmine Whore-Moan

Grande Dame of “OOOH YEAAH!”: Ginger Flame

Keeper of the Hoard / The Guy with all the old shit in his garage: PJ Vanderloon

Queen of the Misfit Toys/ String Cheese Supreme: Assuma Gender

The Lady Du Maurier of the Tobacco Highlands.. She’s a MAN.. Duh!: Prairie Sky

Dame of Velveeta Visions and Flowing Cheese Fountains: Sonya Bertoncello-May

The Flash… Princess of Drops, Splits, Flips and Tricks: Traycee

Prince of the Realm – Dumpster Fire Reponse Team: Hari Vijaijay

Princess of the Realm – Dumpster Fire Response Team: Cheron Sharelike

Princess to the Realm – Dumpster Fire Response Team: Yaasbie

Princess of the Realm – Dumpster Fire Response Team: Katharsys

Princess of the Realm – Dumpster Fire Response Team: Feather Wolfe

Princess of the Realm – Dumpster Fire Response Team: Izabell Silver

Prince of the ADHD&D – 3 Kobolds in a Trenchcoat: Dirt from the Ground

Princess of the ADHD&D/ Gay Wizard of Winnipeg: Moxie Cotton

Prince of Arts and Crafts – Majestically gluing shit to other shit: Edyn Peaches

Personal Princess to Emprex 26/ The doer of all things: Colleen

Personal Princess to Emprex 26: Sheila La

Countess of the Couture Cooter.. The Tallest Drink of Water: Kymera

Dancing Queen of the Azores: Zova da Silva

Throat Goat… siren of the Realm: Special K

Lord In Waiting: Raoul Richards

Lady in Waiting: Rose Prixx

Keepers of the Neon Castle: Joel and Allen

Grand Daddy of the Neon Castle: Kelly McIvor

Lady of the Litterbox: Tristin Sverdija

Lord of “as the AI Suggested”: Matthew (Matty) Popplestone

Lord of the Lip Fuzz: Scotty

Knight of the Repeated Soundtracks: DJ Dan/Dan Doucette

Royal Chef/ Maker of the tasty things: Tara Fraser

Guardian Knight of the Neon Castle: Dave

Mistress of the Meat Curtains: Sara

Mistress of Mayhem… and Recycling!: Renata Machada

Grand Master of Pancit, Lumpia and all things Filipinx: Dieth De Leon

The ONLY one allowed to say “fuck you Demanda”: Gail

Imperial Wrangler of Dykes and Keeper of the Chrome: Jenn Rands

Keeper of the Anxieties… and Diet Cokes: Cassie Lethbridge

Most Honourable Mess of Glitter, Crafts and Regrets: Erica

Count of “Dreadful Title”: Rendel Pfeil

High Chancellor of Secondhand Sass: Will Petriew

Grande Dame/Wise One… Oracle to the Emprex: Kitty Litter